10 Things Men Know About Women

I came across this somewhere on the Internet some time ago. I found it rather astute; so I thought I’d share it here with everyone (whom I hope have not seen it before). Here it is:

10 THINGS MEN KNOW ABOUT WOMEN

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10. Women have breasts

No one else has been able to put it better!

Guys… do we need to know anything else?

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One thought on “10 Things Men Know About Women

  1. Just to share this with you. It’s from a book by Allison Pearson. The character Kate ran smack into a female colleague. No injury done to either party because she simply bounced off the colleague’s stupendous bust.

    Apparently when women of certain background reach the age of fifty, they no longer have breasts, they have a bosom or even, depending on acreage of land and antiquity of lineage, a bust.

    Breasts come in twos, but a bust is always singular. The bust denies the possibility of cleavage or any kind of jiggling.

    Where breasts say, ‘Come and play!’, the bust, like the snub-nose of a bumper car, says ‘Out of my way!…’ (grin)

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