Updated on 4th November 2007
Here’s the first installment of the six-word story compilation I promised earlier. A big thank you to all the contributors. I hope you enjoy these little gems I much as I have.
Lily (Lily the Liverbird)
Alamak, tak pandai. But will try.
Googled Haiku. Still have no clue.
Never mind, how about this then?
Boy came. Girl didn’t. Boy castrated.
JT (Jacqui’s Curve)
Boy meets girl. Girl dislike. Discard.
Failing government. Migrate. Make more money.
Married man stray. Later he pays.
Holy man, holy woman, unholy union.
Husband and wife. Long lasting relationship.
Husband and mistress. Long lust-ing affair.
Came home. Saw them. Threesome. Yes!
I conquered. I came. I deny.
Addited to MB? Well, everyone is!
Addicted to MB? It’s a disease!
Addicted to MB? There’s no cure!
Addicted to MB? Better be careful!
Elviza (Write Away)
Addicted to MB. No work done.
Blinded by diamond. A lifetime cheated.
Said I do, now I’m done.
Blogging is fun. Lawyering is @#$%^&
Not the sex. Am the moron!
Still addicted to MB. How now?
I heed your advice. MB gone
Mrs J (Inconditus)
Burnt chicken. Smoky oven. Chinese takeway
Shit. Shower. Shave. Everyday the same
Jason Phoon (Life and Times of Jason Phoon)
Drunk and wasted. Sober and pregnant.
Condom Broke. That’s your birth story.
Brain dead, I’ll try again tomorrow.
AJ @ Lin (Lin On Me)
Hmm, I feel the pressure now!!
I’m not my son’s personal valet.
Blabarella (Nights Over Egypt)
Desert. Dead donkeys. Beauty. Impatience. Egypt.
Lawyered for 9. Appalled for lifetime.
Studied. Worked. Married. Died. Renaissance. Nirvana.
… Told you I’m crap crap crap. [hey, that’s 6 words!]
Cakapaje’s attempt very cute. Manglish boleh!
Minci (Little Healer)
TV. Phone. Brain. Money. All wired.
Cat pees on bed. What the..?
Cakapaje (Talk Only)
Sit. Smoke. Die.
Sit. Don’t smoke. Die also…
Smoke lah! Smoke more. Happy.
Don’t smoke. Fidgety. Die also.
Cupid-shot. Marry. die…?
Cupid miss. Single. Die also.
two three cats. they go running.
two three cats. they go berpusing.
soon after cats kepala got pening.
this 6words thing. I also pening.
Came home. Saw them. Stabbed both
You. Me. Together again. Everything forgiven.
Nasty remark. Confronted jerk. Police arrive.
Husband happy now. Time to sleep.
Bangkai? He’s a harmless pussycat. Really!
Got home yet? Have any fun?
Stupid boyfriend. Leaky condom. Leave home.
Brain dead. Get well. Write story.
Lawyering @#^%! But unemployment @#^% more!
You are nobody’s valet, Super mom.
Smoke. Or don’t smoke. Die anyway.
No ideas? Try again tomorrow, OK?
Addicted to MB. Is that bad?
Addicted to MB? I’m flattered. Thanks.
Single. Incomplete. Got married. Now finished!
Blinded by sex. A lifetime cheated.
There’s no way that you’re crap! [hey, that 6 words, too]
Go on. Get married. Die faster.
MB gone? Need friend? MB’s there.
Girl discards boy. So what’s new?
Migrated. Made money. Finally, came home.
Married woman stray. Nobody finds out.
Everything’s wired. Or so I thought…
All I can say is, “Huh?”
As I said earlier, this is only Part One. Hope to get more of these from you so that I can do a Part Two.
P/S : I am sure the contributors would like your feed-back on which stories you liked the most. You know what to do…