Sakmongkol – one of my biggest heroes in the blogsphere – actually wrote a post in response to my Buddy Holly posting. I was over the moon that someone of Sakmongkol’s stature even knows that I exist let alone write something in response to one of my inane postings! I am flattered to no end. Read Sakmongkol’s post here. It is truly hilarious
In the spirit of reciprocity, I will also post something here about nerds. It concerns a nerdy Arab Bedouin who, incidentally, also wears Buddy Holly glasses. He is on a long, lonely trek across the desert with his trusty old female camel. The Bedouin, however, does not ride the came since she is already oldand weak: he just walks behind the camel, watching the camel’s ass bob up and down with every step she took.
After about a week of watching the camel’s ass, his Arab blood got the best of his nerdy personality and he started to get horny. After yet another week of trekking across the desert, he was on the verge of becoming a serial rapist.
Deliverance, however, came on the third week. One day, just as he was about to camp down for the night, he saw the wreckage of an Air Asia plane strewn all over the desert. Debris and body parts were scattered all over the place. Suddenly, like a gift from God, the prettiest and sexiest stewardess he had ever seen came stumbling out of the wreckage. His Buddy Holly glasses almost came off his nose.
“Water! Water! Please give me water… ” pleaded the sexy, scantily-clad stewardess.
Already salivating, the Bedouine saw his chance and took it. “If I give you water, what are you prepared to do for me?” he demanded.
“Anything! I will do anything, kind sir. Please give me some water.” she pleaded again.
He let her have her fill of his water, waited a decent while, and made his move. “Now that I have saved your life, what are you going to do for me?” he asked with a knowing smile
Considering he had saved her life, and that he looked kind of cute in his Buddy Holly glasses, she replied, “I will do anything you ask. Anything at all to fulfill your desires.”
“Good!” retorted the Bedouin. “Now, be a good girl and help me hold the camel’s legs apart!”
Morale of the story? If you’re a camel, beware of the nerdy Bedouin wearing Buddy Holly glasses